aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

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My roommate has refused to unpack any of the dishes or cooking ware, we’ve been here for a week now. Like why? You aren’t eating ether mother fucker. Sorry I don’t have a gf who is 5 mins away that I can spend all day at her house not giving a fuck about my own apartment and roommates.

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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